And your nephews the wanna-be Goths? Who teach your four-year-old how to use a permanent marker as black lipstick? And your Uncle Chuck? Who thinks it’s clever to mock your beloved Great Grandmother whose awareness is fading? And what about your aunt’s twin girls, who are now eight and think it’s funny to shout dirty words? At the preacher? And run off while you try to shake hands and comment on the sermon?