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Disclaimer: Beliefnet loves sacred music, and recognizes that writing it--combining music, lines from scripture, and theology to create a memorable hymn--isn't an easy job. Still, we think George Weigel has a point: some hymns contain questionable theology. So with all due respect to poetic license, and with apologies for taking lines out of context, we offer the following sampler of hymns that have lost their way (or were simply too annoying to escape mention). Vote on each song to let us know what works for you--and what doesn't.
Once to Every Man and Nation
By James Lowell
Once to every man and nation,
Seems to endorse relativism; idea of absolute truth undermined. Plus, since when is a cause, even a righteous one, "God's new Messiah"? And does the opportunity to choose the good come only "once"? No wonder this hymn, originally a protest song about the Mexican-American war, was booted from the Episcopal hymnal in 1982 (on the plus side, different lyrics were written so the church could keep singing the stirring tune).

Onward, Christian Soldiers
By Sabine Baring-Gould
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
Though subsequent verses make it clear that the "battle" is against sin and the devil, some Christians feel uncomfortable with this hymn's martial tone.

The Aye Carol
By John Bell
Who is the man who looks on at the door,
Bad theology alert:
According to Christian doctrine, God is the father of Jesus. Joseph is sometimes called Jesus' "foster father."

Earth and All Stars
By Herbert F. Brokering
Classrooms and labs,
Problem:
Yes, we should be able to find God in all creation, but "loud boiling test tubes" is just dopey.

Those Who Love and Those Who Labor
By Geoffrey Dearmer
Jesus says to those who seek him,
Bad theology trifecta:
First, the "raise the stone/cleave the wood" line is straight out of the Gospel of Thomas, a noncanonical Gnostic text. Second, "the prince of common welfare [dwelling] within the market strife" sounds like a Jesus out of Marx's "Das Kapital." Finally, what "giant star" are we talking about--the sun? The Star of Bethlehem? What's going on?

By Dominic MacAller
This bread that we share is the body of Christ,
this cup of blessing his blood. ...
When we love one another as Christ has loved us,
we become God's daughters and sons.
We become for each other the bread, the cup,
the presence of Christ revealed.
Problem:
An Episcopal minister we polled takes issue with this hymn's "absolutely awful theology...Christ is to be identified with the bread and the wine, not us."

Gather Us In
By Marty Haugen
Not in the dark of buildings confining
This verse from a popular Catholic song could be interpreted as dissing church buildings--and even the afterlife.

By Fred Kaan
We thank you, O God, for your goodness
For the joy and abundance of crops
For food that is stored in our larders
For all we can buy in the shops.
Problem:
Starts out as a nice harvest-themed verse, appropriate, perhaps, for Thanksgiving; but ends with a thud in its paean to malls.

From Greenland's Icy Mountains
By Reginald Heber
In vain with lavish kindness
Problem:
Ugh. Luckily, this patronizing British Empire clunker lives on only in dusty hymnals.

Remember All the People
By Percy Dearmer
Some work in sultry forests
Problem:
As a whole, this hymn doesn't even approach the colonial condescension of "From Greenland's Icy Mountains" (above). But we just can't get past the swinging apes line.

Bread of Life
By Rory Cooney
I myself am the bread of life
you and I are the bread of life
taken and blessed, broken and shared
by Christ
that the world may live.
Bad theology alert:
The first "I" seems to refer to Christ, while the second "I" refers to the singer. It's a bit too close to a Messiah complex for our taste, especially given that Christ appears as a third person just a few words later. Though Paul's epistle makes it clear that believers make up the body of Christ, it seems like a theologically questionable leap to identify individual Christians as the bread of life.

For the Healing of the Nations
By Fred Kaan
All that kills abundant living,
Problem:
We could see this hymn working in a UU church, but should a song in a Roman Catholic hymnal really be slamming dogma? Where does this leave Sunday School teachers?

Anthem
By Tom Conry
We are called, we are chosen.
Problem:
If human beings are a creed, we're all in trouble.
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