New Year's Caption Contest -- Vote Now!

1.
Baby New Year 2008 comes to the realization that he will have to preside over both the Summer Olympics and the American presidential elections.
--Ironhold

2.
My first Christmas, and all I get is this stupid hat?!?
--gooddogma-sit

3.
I can't believe Santa ate all the cookies and drank all the milk
--Johnson-Miles

4.
Seriously, do you think this hat makes me look fat?
--cottlohse

5.
If I hear Jingle bells one more time I'm going to puke!
--joyinhim

Vote on your favorite in the poll to the right, or submit your own photo here!