Dumb Bunny Jokes

Car Wreck

A dumb bunny just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My Gosh!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the bunny chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the bunny began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

Playing the Game

There was a dumb bunny sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the bunny to play a game of intelligence with him.

The bunny was reluctant, so the lawyer offered him 10 to 1 odds. He told him that every time he could not answer his question, he owed him $5, but every time he could not answer him, he'd give him $50. The lawyer figured the bunny was so dumb, he could not lose, and the bunny thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the dumb bunny handed him $5. The bunny then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the dumb bunny $50.00.

The bunny put the $50 into his pocket quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The dumb bunny glanced at him with a smirk on his face and handed him a $5 bill.