1

When on the checkout line, you browse the magazine with the best:

Recipes

Celebrity news

Human interest story

Half-naked models

2

Your favorite soft-drink ad would feature:

A little girl talking in strange voices

Young men skateboarding

A former senator from Kansas

A woman dancing with a snake

3

Where are you most likely to meet a new love interest?

Your house of worship

Through friends

At work

At a bar

At the gym

4

Who is your favorite character on "Gilligan's Island?"

Skipper

The Professor

Thurston Howell III

Mrs. Howell

Mary Anne

Ginger

Gilligan

5

What makes you cool down after a fight with your spouse or significant other?

A gift or flowers

A contrite apology

A refresher session with the marriage counselor

The thought of going without sex

6

The risk of fooling around with someone is:

You might fall in love with them

You might never want to talk to them again

They might never want to talk to you again

7

When it comes to physical relationships, I draw the line at:

My spouse

Someone I've known for a while and have a deep respect for

Anyone I've dated more than once

Humans

8

You are stranded on a desert island with an attractive stranger. How long before you give in and have sex?

Years

Months

Weeks

Days

Hours

9

Which pickup line are you most likely to use?

"Wow. You have beautiful eyes."

"If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Hello, my name is..."

10

Lust is okay if

You keep it to yourself and never act on it

On special occasions, like Spring Break or Mardi Gras

It's always okay

It's never okay

11

You find an old bottle on the beach. A genie pops out and grants you one wish. You ask for:

A really nice car you've had your eye on

Perfect health for the rest of your life

One million dollars

A night with that attractive person you've had your eye on