In the airport you buy a jumbo bag of M&Ms for a two-hour flight.
Your justification for owning a vehicle that gets low mileage is:
How frequently do you send food back in a restaurant?
How often do you expect your spouse or significant other to call you?
Divide the square footage of your home by the number of people living there. What do you get?
How many televisions are in your household?
How many magazines do you subscribe to?
Which best describes you:
How many free minutes do you have on your cell phone service?
How often do you get drunk?
You see a yard sale, full of stuff you don't really need. You:
Do you buy coffee that costs more than $1 per cup: