2016-07-06

You Probably Need a New Psychic If...


-Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!" -He insists that your astrological sign is "the Armadillo" -She has this sign in the window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes'" -Psychics Magazine rates him just below fortune cookies, just above your mom -She shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm
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