Al, Bill, and Hillary at the Pearly Gates
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. In heaven, they found God sitting on the great, white throne.
He addressed Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replied, "Well, I believe I won the election in 2000, but it was your will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now."
God thought for a second and said, "Very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addressed Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replied, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
Again, God thought for a second and then said, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then turned to Hillary and asked, "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
She replied, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member socaliflady