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If Cain and Able were Siamese twins, would they be Cable?
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
"I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.”
Warning notice at a seminary swimming pool: “First-year students are only allowed to walk on the shallow end.”
"If absence makes the heart grow fonder,” said a minister, “a lot of folks must love our church.”
This joke was reprinted from "
Laugh Yourself Healthy
" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of
. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.
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