Church Bulletin
  • "Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Memorial Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
  • Ushers will eat latecomers.
  • Miss Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

Church Marquee

  • Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
  • Under same management for thousands of years.
This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.