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At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute...
On Palm Sunday, a five-year-old boy had a sore throat and stayed home from church with a babysitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying...
The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday morning service. While most of the people told the minster how...
A father asked his little boy if he knew how a person gets saved. “We’ll be saved by going to our church every Sunday,” the boy said without hesitation....
A bishop, a priest, and a deacon, were about to be executed for preaching the Gospel in a foreign land. They bring out the bishop first and the guard...
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Little Johnny cried all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him what was wrong...
Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry cleaning business next door to the convent? He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if...
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a priest when I grow up.” “That’s...
Q: How did the bishop make holy water? A: He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it. This joke was reprinted from " The Book of Catholic Jokes...
Q: How long should a good homily be? A: It should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to keep you interested....
Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. Holy Water: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. Hymn: A...
Q: Photons have mass? A: I didn’t even know they were Catholic! This joke was reprinted from " The Book of Catholic Jokes " by Deacon Tom Sheridan, with...
Due to the rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week...
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like...
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. Ladies, don't forget...
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