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A pastor was opening his mail one morning and one envelope had only a single sheet of paper with a single word printed on it: “FOOL!” The following Sunday...
The pastoral associate, the associate pastor, and the pastor are taking a shortcut to a meeting. As they walk through a vacant lot, the trio stumbles...
The pastor was greeting folks at the door after the service. A woman said, “Father, that was a good sermon.” The priest replied, “Oh, I have to give the...
The new associate pastor, nervous about hearing confessions asks an older priest to listen in. Several penitents later, his mentor offers a few suggestions....
Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you sure you’re prepared for it?”...
A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several boxes...
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and a lady came...
After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss,...
The church service was over. The pastor stood at the door shaking hands with the people as he left. A woman shook his hand and said, “You know what? I...
A priest was walking down the street one day when he noticed a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy...
Three pastors were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church....
A recent survey has compiled all the qualities that people expect from the perfect pastor: Results of a computerized survey indicated that the perfect...
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church, looking at a large plaque that hung there. After the young man...
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would...
Three pastors were having lunch in a diner. One said "You know, ever since summer started, I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at...
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