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Hey, remember us, your favorite churchgoing atheists? We’re still here and we’re still hitting the pews. This week will be a special catch-up week, where we tell you about the churches we visited over the last month or so.<\/p>\n

But first! We need to tell you about our ba’trip to the Beaverton Baha’i Center! Ba’cause we overslept (it had nothing to do with the ba’eer, ba’wine and ba’cocktails we relieved Sam and Terry of the night before), we got a late start and I ran out the ba’door without ba’rushing my teeth. So I spent the entire service wishing I had a ba’reath mint. Still, the service was anything but ba’oring. Come ba’ack tomorrow and Amanda will tell you all ab’out it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey, remember us, your favorite churchgoing atheists? We’re still here and we’re still hitting the pews. This week will be a special catch-up week, where we tell you about the churches we visited over the last month or so. But first! We need to tell you about our ba’trip to the Beaverton Baha’i Center! 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