{"id":1085,"date":"2011-06-06T00:53:16","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T04:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/yearofsundays\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2011-06-06T00:53:16","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T04:53:16","slug":"city-bible-church-portland-oregon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/yearofsundays\/2011\/06\/city-bible-church-portland-oregon.html","title":{"rendered":"City Bible Church: I Can&#8217;t Believe I Sat Through the Whole Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1087\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/yearofsundays\/2011\/06\/city-bible-church-portland-oregon.html\/lead-singer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1087\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/235\/2011\/06\/Lead-singer-450x299.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Portland&#8217;s City Bible Church has a logo. It looks like this:<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1086\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/yearofsundays\/2011\/06\/city-bible-church-portland-oregon.html\/city-logo\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1086\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/235\/2011\/06\/City-logo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"311\" height=\"101\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It also has a tagline, which looks like this:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Discover. Experience. Celebrate. Barf.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Okay, I made that fourth sentence up myself.\u00a0 But if you want to know why, stop back in a day or two. You might want to bring a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. I know I wish I had.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Portland&#8217;s City Bible Church has a logo. It looks like this: It also has a tagline, which looks like this: Discover. Experience. Celebrate. Barf. 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