{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Year of Sundays","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/yearofsundays","author_name":"Amanda P. Westmont","author_url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/yearofsundays\/author\/awestmont","title":"Scientology: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you... - Year of Sundays","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"vm3pbwAV4M\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/yearofsundays\/2011\/04\/scientology.html\">Scientology: I could tell you, but then I&#8217;d have to kill you&#8230;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/yearofsundays\/2011\/04\/scientology.html\/embed#?secret=vm3pbwAV4M\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Scientology: I could tell you, but then I&#8217;d have to kill you&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; Year of Sundays\" data-secret=\"vm3pbwAV4M\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"If Scientology is the religion where nothing is true unless you personally have observed it to be true, then I can say with confidence: THESE PEOPLE ARE BATSHITOODLES. But let me start from the beginning and walk you through our two hours of Scientological insanity. Is it me or does their website say they hold&hellip;","thumbnail_url":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/yearofsundays\/files\/2011\/04\/img00973-20110410-1130.jpg?w=300"}