{"id":9640,"date":"2011-11-12T18:53:59","date_gmt":"2011-11-12T23:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=9640"},"modified":"2011-11-12T18:53:59","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T23:53:59","slug":"hum%e2%98%bar-a-new-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/11\/hum%e2%98%bar-a-new-supermarket.html","title":{"rendered":"HUM\u263aR – A New Supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A while ago a new supermarket opened in\u00a0San Antonio, Texas.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.<\/strong>
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When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I\u00a0 don’t<\/span> buy toilet paper there anymore!<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

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