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\"\"With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice.<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Watch for these consolidations later on this year:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:\u00a0<\/strong>
\nHale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
\nPoly, Warner Cracker.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
\nMMMGood.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:\u00a0<\/strong>
\nZipAudiDoDa.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
\nFedUP.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
\nFairwell Honeychild.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Grey Poupon and\u00a0Docker\u00a0Pants are expected to become:
\nPouponPants.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

8.\u00a0Knotts Berry Farm\u00a0and the National Organization of Women will become:
\nKnott NOW!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

And finally…\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
\nTittyTittyBangBang<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0\"\"<\/a>OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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