{"id":8706,"date":"2011-10-14T19:54:53","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T23:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=8706"},"modified":"2011-10-14T19:54:53","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T23:54:53","slug":"hum%e2%98%bar-texting-for-seniors-r%e2%98%batfl%e2%98%bal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/10\/hum%e2%98%bar-texting-for-seniors-r%e2%98%batfl%e2%98%bal.html","title":{"rendered":"HUM\u263aR &#8211; Texting for Seniors &#8211; R\u263aTFL\u263aL !!!!!!!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"vertical-align: top\" src=\"https:\/\/d21c.com\/walpurgis9\/happies\/faces\/004.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"color: #1f497d;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">T<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">exting for Seniors<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (<strong><strong>LOL OMG<\/strong><\/strong>\u00a0e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate &#8230; after all the kids have all their little codes&#8230;like\u00a0<strong>BFF, LOL<\/strong>, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">ATD<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; At the Doctor&#8217;s<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">BFF<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Best Friends Funeral<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">BTW<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Bring the Wheelchair<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">BYOT<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Bring Your Own Teeth<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">CBM<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Covered by Medicare<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">CUATSC<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; See You at the Senior Center<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">DWI<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Driving While Incontinent<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">FWBB<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Friend with Beta Blockers<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">FWIW<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Forgot Where I Was<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">FYI<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Found Your Insulin<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">GGPBL<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">GHA<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Got Heartburn Again<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">HGBM<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Had Good Bowel Movement<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">IMHO<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Is My Hearing-Aid On?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">LMDO<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Laughing My Dentures Out<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">LOL<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Living on Lipitor<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">LWO<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Lawrence Welk&#8217;s On<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">OMMR<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; On My Massage Recliner<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">OMSG<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Oh My! Sorry, Gas<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">ROFL..CGU<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Rolling on the Floor Laughing&#8230;Can&#8217;t get Up!<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">TOT<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Texting on Toilet<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">TTYL<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Talk to You Louder<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">WAITT<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Who Am I Talking To?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">WTFA<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Wet the Furniture Again<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">WTP<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Where&#8217;re the Prunes<\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">WWNO<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: black;font-size: medium\">\u00a0&#8211; Walker Wheels Need Oil<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: medium\">Hope these help.\u00a0<strong>GGLKI<\/strong>\u00a0(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Texting for Seniors Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (LOL OMG\u00a0e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate &#8230; after all the kids have all their little codes&#8230;like\u00a0BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors: ATD\u00a0&#8211; At the Doctor&#8217;s BFF\u00a0&#8211; Best Friends Funeral BTW\u00a0&#8211; Bring the Wheelchair BYOT\u00a0&#8211;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":403,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,408,2418],"tags":[526],"class_list":["post-8706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-seniors","category-technology","tag-jokes"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>HUM\u263aR - Texting for Seniors - R\u263aTFL\u263aL !!!!!!!!!!!!! - Watchwoman on the Wall<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/10\/hum\u263ar-texting-for-seniors-r\u263atfl\u263al.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"HUM\u263aR - Texting for Seniors - R\u263aTFL\u263aL !!!!!!!!!!!!! - Watchwoman on the Wall\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Texting for Seniors Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (LOL OMG\u00a0e.g.). 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