{"id":841,"date":"2011-05-13T12:13:28","date_gmt":"2011-05-13T16:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=841"},"modified":"2011-05-13T12:13:28","modified_gmt":"2011-05-13T16:13:28","slug":"tee-hee-tee-hee-shampoo-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/05\/tee-hee-tee-hee-shampoo-alert.html","title":{"rendered":"Tee Hee!  Tee Hee! &#8211;  Shampoo Alert!!!!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says &#8220;for extra volume and body&#8221;!  Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?  Now I understand why I am so &#8220;full-figured&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I am going to start using &#8220;Dawn&#8221; dish soap.  It says right on the label &#8220;dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">+\u2020+<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/photos2.fotosearch.com\/bthumb\/FSD\/FSD344\/x13756178.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"113\" \/>All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.  [Proverbs 15:15 KJV]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says &#8220;for extra volume and body&#8221;! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before? 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