{"id":7969,"date":"2011-09-26T21:04:13","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T01:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=7969"},"modified":"2011-09-26T21:06:12","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T01:06:12","slug":"if-you-are-easily-offended-dont-open-this-roflol-the-business-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/09\/if-you-are-easily-offended-dont-open-this-roflol-the-business-deal.html","title":{"rendered":"HUM\u263aR &#8211; If you are easily offended, don&#8217;t open this!  ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   (The Business Deal)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center\">The Business Deal<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2011\/09\/Black-Bra-size-381.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7971\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2011\/09\/Black-Bra-size-381.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"331\" height=\"221\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<h2><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: large\">A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: large\">The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2>The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.<\/h2>\n<h2>He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.<\/h2>\n<h2>The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.<\/h2>\n<h2>The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.<\/h2>\n<h2>The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, &#8220;&#8230;please tell me &#8211; What do you do with all these black bras?&#8221;<\/h2>\n<h2>The Chinese guy answers: &#8220;I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each.&#8221;<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2011\/09\/Black-Skull-Cap-Size-38.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7972\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2011\/09\/Black-Skull-Cap-Size-38.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"215\" \/><\/a>&#8230;..<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h2 align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: large\">..and this is why the Chinese own us!<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"color: black;font-family: 'Times New Roman';font-size: large\">&#8220;Business is Business&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Business Deal A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38. 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