{"id":7371,"date":"2011-09-13T19:02:13","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T23:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=7371"},"modified":"2011-09-13T19:02:13","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T23:02:13","slug":"hum%e2%98%bar-would-you-like-to-hear-a-good-catholic-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/09\/hum%e2%98%bar-would-you-like-to-hear-a-good-catholic-joke.html","title":{"rendered":"Hum\u263ar: Would you like to hear a good Catholic Joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.<\/p>\n

She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.<\/p>\n

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.<\/p>\n

Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: “And do you men know Jesus Christ?”<\/p>\n

They shook their heads and looked at each other. \u00a0Very confused.<\/p>\n

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, “Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?”<\/p>\n

One of the steelworkers yelled down, “Why?”<\/p>\n

The worker yelled back, “‘Cause his wife’s here with his lunch.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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