{"id":6038,"date":"2011-08-15T18:04:51","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T22:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=6038"},"modified":"2011-08-15T18:04:51","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T22:04:51","slug":"hum%e2%98%bar-5-nuns-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/08\/hum%e2%98%bar-5-nuns-in-a-bar.html","title":{"rendered":"HUM\u263aR – 5 NUNS IN A BAR"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sightseeing on a Tuesday in July.<\/p>\n

It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink.<\/p>\n

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighbourhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father Mc\u2019Ginty entered the bar through the front door.<\/p>\n

They, too, came for a cold drink . . .. when they were shocked and almost fainted, at what they saw.<\/p>\n

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Too cute not to forward…………….<\/p>\n

GIVE US A SENSE OF HUMOR, LORD,<\/strong>
\n GIVE US THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE,<\/strong>
\n TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE,<\/strong>
\n AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLK<\/strong><\/p>\n

‘Every Day Above Ground . . . Is A Good Day’<\/strong><\/p>\n

Note for all you fact checkers:
\nDon’t hold this to be the whole truth and nothing but the truth, swear on a bible type truth,
\non the threat of taking your first born hostage if it’s not all true,
\n<\/em>like being a sworn in witness at a trial.
\nRelax, it’s HUM\u263aR! \u00a0You do know what HUM\u263aR is don’t you?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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