{"id":5360,"date":"2011-08-04T16:49:43","date_gmt":"2011-08-04T20:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=5360"},"modified":"2011-08-04T16:49:43","modified_gmt":"2011-08-04T20:49:43","slug":"hum%e2%98%bar-how-old-are-your-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/08\/hum%e2%98%bar-how-old-are-your-eyes.html","title":{"rendered":"HUM\u263aR – How Old Are Your Eyes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Watchwoman:<\/strong><\/span> Don’t wish for a million bucks. \u00a0I already did and I didn’t get it. \u00a0But I did get an email from some guy in Nigeria promising me a $100,000 if I just send him $100 bucks! \u00a0 But I didn’t have $100 so if you want to have a go at it, I’ll forward him your email address. \u00a0(Yikes, that ain’t so funny!) \u00a0Anyway, have fun with the eye test below. \u00a0Enjoy your day! \u00a0Remember, your pet loves you even if you’re not skinny anymore! \u00a0 So go eat a Twinkie! \u00a0Oh, wait this is an eye test. \u00a0Go eat carrot cake! \u00a0\u25ac Donna Calvin<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a\u263a<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

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The Eye Test<\/strong><\/h1>\n

……………………………………………………………………………<\/span><\/p>\n

…………………………………………………………………………..<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Can you find the B
\n(there are 2 B’s) DON’T skip or your wish won’t come True….<\/p>\n

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
\nRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
\nRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
\nRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
\nRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
\nRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<\/p>\n

Once you’ve found the B<\/p>\n

Find the 1<\/p>\n

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
\nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII<\/p>\n

Once you found the 1…………..<\/p>\n

Find the 6<\/p>\n

9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999699999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999
\n9999999999999999999999999999999999<\/p>\n

Once you’ve found the 6…<\/p>\n

Find the N (it’s hard!!)<\/p>\n

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMNMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM
\nMMMMMMMMMMMMM<\/p>\n

Once you’ve found the N…<\/p>\n

Find the Q…
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<\/p>\n

Make 2 wishes!<\/p>\n

>
\n>>
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\n>>
\n><\/p>\n

OK, NOW THAT U MADE A Wish, IT WILL COME TRUE…..ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS FORWARD
\nTO 3 PEOPLE BUT IF YOU FORWARD TO MORE IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER!!<\/p>\n

BUT – THIS PROMISE ABOUT THE WISHES IS ALL NONSENSE! \u00a0SOME LITTLE TEENIE BOPPER PUT THAT IN HERE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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