{"id":5150,"date":"2011-07-28T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=5150"},"modified":"2011-07-28T16:38:17","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T20:38:17","slug":"islamic-militant-group-bans-tasty-snack-food-for-being-%e2%80%98too-christian%e2%80%99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/07\/islamic-militant-group-bans-tasty-snack-food-for-being-%e2%80%98too-christian%e2%80%99.html","title":{"rendered":"ISLAMIC MILITANT GROUP BANS TASTY SNACK FOOD FOR BEING \u2018TOO CHRISTIAN\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

Watchwoman:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Now don’t blame me, I didn’t say it, but my DH, when I read the headline aloud\u00a0without a second’s pause immediately declared, “Well<\/strong>, that does it! \u00a0I’m not eating another\u00a0CRESCENT<\/em><\/span>\u00a0 roll.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

ROFLOL!<\/span>\u00a0 That’s why I married the guy. \u00a0<\/span>He’s as funny as a burka at the Driver’s License Bureau!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Speaking of burkas, yesterday he delivered to me his opinion of why the Muslim men force their womenfolk to wear them is because…and I quote…“no one can see the bruises inflicted by the Muslim wife beaters.”<\/span><\/strong> \u00a0unquote. \u00a0Again, I didn’t say it, he did…so don’t blame the woman, Mr. Adam in the garden.<\/p>\n

He also\u00a0speculated\u00a0about the alerting the Islamic Imans about the idea of the prohibition of eggs in Muslim lands now too since they consist of 3 in 1, shell, white, and yolk and often used in children’s Sunday School Classes as a way of explaining the Holy Trinity to Christian youngsters<\/span><\/strong>. \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Now please continue to read about\u00a0the Muslim Food Police! \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u25ac \u00a0Donna Calvin<\/strong><\/p>\n

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An Islamist militant group in Somalia is banning a typical fried South Asian snack, calling it \u201coffensive\u201d and too Christian.<\/h1>\n

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The snack under scrutiny: samosas.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Somalia\u2019s al-Shabaab group announced its ruling last week against the three-pointed pastry pouches traditionally filled with minced meat or vegetables. The Daily Mail\u00a0reports<\/a>\u00a0that islamist militants may have taken offense to the supposed semblence between the food\u2019s shape and the symbol of the Christian Holy Trinity.<\/p>\n

Read more:\u00a0http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/islamic-militant-group-bans-tasty-snack-food-for-being-too-christian\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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