{"id":4552,"date":"2011-07-18T18:04:18","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T22:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=4552"},"modified":"2011-07-18T18:04:18","modified_gmt":"2011-07-18T22:04:18","slug":"humor-%e2%98%baclean-jokes-%e2%98%ba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/07\/humor-%e2%98%baclean-jokes-%e2%98%ba.html","title":{"rendered":"Humor \u263aClean Jokes \u263a"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"600 Story Hotel<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.<\/p>\n

The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps<\/p>\n

After 2 hours it was Harry’s turn. He turned to the other two and said “Ok guys, here’s my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.<\/p>\n

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\"\"\"\"\u00a0<\/span>Sloth vs Turtles<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:<\/p>\n

“I…..Doooon’t…..knoooow…
\nIt… all… happened….. soooooo … fasssst…..”<\/p>\n

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Presidents<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and George Bush are in a plane.<\/p>\n

The pilot says that the passengers must lighten their load. so the three presidents decide to drop one item<\/p>\n

\"\"George Washington drops a quarter<\/p>\n

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\"\"Abe Lincoln drops a penny<\/p>\n

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\"\"George Bush drops a grenade<\/p>\n

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When the presidents land, they find someone holding their head and cursing.<\/p>\n

George Washington asks the man what’s wrong.<\/p>\n

“i was walking down the street when a quarter falls from the sky and hits my head!”<\/p>\n

So the presidents continue down the road and find someone hopping on one foot, holding the other, cursing. Abe Lincoln asks “What happened?”<\/p>\n

“i was standing on my porch barefoot when a penny falls from the sky and hits it!”<\/p>\n

The presidents continue once more and find a young boy laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n

George Bush asks “What’s so funny?”<\/p>\n

The boy replies “i burped and my house exploded!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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