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After being married for thirty years….a wife asked her husband to describe her.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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She asks….. “What does that mean?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely….. What about I, J, K?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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His eye is still swollen….but it will get better………….<\/p>\n

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