{"id":3609,"date":"2011-07-03T16:51:48","date_gmt":"2011-07-03T20:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=3609"},"modified":"2011-07-03T16:51:48","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T20:51:48","slug":"humor-or-maybe-not-so-much-you-decide-if-its-funny-if-you-dont-think-its-funny-well-all-know-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/07\/humor-or-maybe-not-so-much-you-decide-if-its-funny-if-you-dont-think-its-funny-well-all-know-why.html","title":{"rendered":"Humor – or maybe not so much. You decide if it’s funny. If you don’t think it’s funny, we’ll all know why…………"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the <\/span>same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t. <\/span><\/p>\n

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a <\/span><\/span>better job of spending the money I earn than I would.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as <\/span><\/span>nobody is offended by it.<\/span><\/div>\n

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4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a <\/span><\/span>gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me <\/span>from murderers and thieves.<\/span><\/div>\n

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5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell <\/span><\/span>us if it will rain\u00a0on Friday\u00a0can tell us that the polar ice caps <\/span>will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.<\/span><\/div>\n

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6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of <\/span><\/span>babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates <\/span>alive.<\/span><\/div>\n

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7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right <\/span><\/span>to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.<\/span><\/div>\n

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8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be <\/span><\/span>allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even <\/span>and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the <\/span>Democrats see fit.<\/span><\/div>\n

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9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to <\/span><\/span>rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks <\/span>who would never get their agendas past the voters.<\/span><\/div>\n

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10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay <\/span><\/span>billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our <\/span>own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.<\/span><\/div>\n
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"I'm of the hope that I get it all. You can keep your pennies and change in your pocket."<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND <\/span>CHANGE”.<\/span><\/p>\n


\n<\/span>12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my dupa<\/span><\/span> it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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The idea for this country, contained in our founding documents, was revolutionary and brilliant, and it was about\u00a0limited government<\/span>,\u00a0property rights<\/span>,\u00a0self-reliance<\/span>, and\u00a0self-determination<\/span> ~~which makes it a conservative idea!<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n

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Interesting document…have never seen a birth certificate that didn’t list the weight and length of a baby. <\/p>\n

As for the last three years, I continue to sing with the chorus that says it doesn’t matter where he was born…his father was a Kenyan and in this country as a student with no permanent domicile here and distinct foreign interests.<\/p>\n

We continue to allow this guy to make a mockery of our Constitution, Declaration of Indepedence and the rule of law.<\/p>\n

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No need to search for his birth certificate because his parents needed to be born in the\u00a0USA\u00a0and his father was not! Hence he does not qualify to be president —-\u00a0IMPEACH<\/span> on those grounds and be done with it!<\/span><\/div>\n
Blessings,<\/span> <\/p>\n

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