{"id":3177,"date":"2011-06-24T19:14:54","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T23:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2011-06-24T19:14:54","modified_gmt":"2011-06-24T23:14:54","slug":"jokes-atheist-prayer-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html","title":{"rendered":"Jokes!  Atheist Prayer-line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Atheist Prayer-line<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/photos1.fotosearch.com\/bthumb\/FSB\/FSB057\/x18467280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"149\" \/>You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><em>Author is Unknown<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Atheist Prayer-line They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Author is Unknown &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":403,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[1104],"class_list":["post-3177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-clean-jokes"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Jokes! Atheist Prayer-line - Watchwoman on the Wall<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Jokes! Atheist Prayer-line - Watchwoman on the Wall\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Atheist Prayer-line They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Author is Unknown &nbsp;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Watchwoman on the Wall\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-06-24T23:14:54+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/photos1.fotosearch.com\/bthumb\/FSB\/FSB057\/x18467280.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Donna Calvin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Jokes! Atheist Prayer-line - Watchwoman on the Wall","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Jokes! Atheist Prayer-line - Watchwoman on the Wall","og_description":"Atheist Prayer-line They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Author is Unknown &nbsp;","og_url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html","og_site_name":"Watchwoman on the Wall","article_published_time":"2011-06-24T23:14:54+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/photos1.fotosearch.com\/bthumb\/FSB\/FSB057\/x18467280.jpg"}],"author":"Donna Calvin","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html","name":"Jokes! Atheist Prayer-line - Watchwoman on the Wall","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/photos1.fotosearch.com\/bthumb\/FSB\/FSB057\/x18467280.jpg","datePublished":"2011-06-24T23:14:54+00:00","dateModified":"2011-06-24T23:14:54+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/#\/schema\/person\/1470e1ef6765f8a27f970307b0835df1"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/photos1.fotosearch.com\/bthumb\/FSB\/FSB057\/x18467280.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/photos1.fotosearch.com\/bthumb\/FSB\/FSB057\/x18467280.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/06\/jokes-atheist-prayer-line.html#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Jokes! Atheist Prayer-line"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/","name":"Watchwoman on the Wall","description":"Beliefnet Voices - Donna Calvin","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/#\/schema\/person\/1470e1ef6765f8a27f970307b0835df1","name":"Donna Calvin","description":"In sixth grade my teacher told us that we were going to be the first generation to see the year 2000 and all things would be different. He continued that God wasn't important, wasn't real, and our parents just used God to impose restrictions on us because they were inadequate to parent effectively. I knew then I was going to be involved in a war and that I would have to be in Jesus Christ's Army. Even then, I knew the United States of America would cease to exist without the vast majority of its citizens voluntarily submitting to the Perfect and Good Laws of the Holy Bible. I am a woman who loves the Lord Jesus Christ. I am tired of seeing our LORD denigrated from the school house to the White House. I search the Internet for items that ought to serve as a warning to Americans and Christians all through America, but the nation seems to be sleeping. Wake up America! You are losing your freedoms, your children and your country. Wake up and help stop it!","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/author\/dcalvin"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/403"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3177"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3185,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions\/3185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}