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INTERNET PROVERBS<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> Home is where you hang your @.
\n2.<\/strong> The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
\n3.<\/strong> A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
\n4.<\/strong> You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
\n5.<\/strong> Great groups from little icons grow.
\n6.<\/strong> Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
\n7.<\/strong> C: is the root of all directories.
\n8.<\/strong> Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
\n9.<\/strong> Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
\n10.<\/strong> The modem is the message.
\n11.<\/strong> Too many clicks spoil the browse.
\n12.<\/strong> The geek shall inherit the earth.
\n13.<\/strong> A chat has nine lives.
\n14.<\/strong> Don’t byte off more than you can view.
\n15.<\/strong> Fax is stranger than fiction.
\n16.<\/strong> What boots up must come down.
\n17.<\/strong> Windows will never cease.
\n18.<\/strong> Virtual reality is its own reward.
\n19.<\/strong> Modulation in all things.
\n20.<\/strong> A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
\n21.<\/strong> There’s no place like home.<\/strong>com.
\n22.<\/strong> Know what to expect before you connect.
\n23.<\/strong> Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
\n24.<\/strong> Speed thrills.
\n25.<\/strong> Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.<\/p>\n

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