Splinters in Her Crotch!<\/p>\n
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .<\/p>\n
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a\u00a0spotted owl\u00a0that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.<\/p>\n
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.<\/p>\n
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded,”What took you so long?” He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the\u00a0Environmental Protection Agency,\u00a0 the\u00a0Forest Service, and the\u00a0Bureau of Land Management\u00a0before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a\u00a0waste treatment facility. I’m sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down.”<\/p>\n
Splinters in Her Crotch! A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":403,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[1178],"class_list":["post-2756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-tree-huggers"],"yoast_head":"\n