{"id":26627,"date":"2013-07-30T18:07:22","date_gmt":"2013-07-30T22:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=26627"},"modified":"2013-07-30T18:07:22","modified_gmt":"2013-07-30T22:07:22","slug":"now-this-is-my-kind-of-customer-service-enjoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2013\/07\/now-this-is-my-kind-of-customer-service-enjoy.html","title":{"rendered":"Now this is my kind of Customer Service! Enjoy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1375217838801_8033\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1375217838801_8032\">\n<tr id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1375217838801_8031\">\n<td id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1375217838801_8030\" valign=\"top\">\n<div id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1375217838801_8029\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-26637 aligncenter\" alt=\"Customer Service1\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service1.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"367\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong> GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>a Christian nation, land of the free and home of the brave.<\/strong><strong>How may I help you?<\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/files\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service2-american-flag.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-26638 aligncenter\" alt=\"Customer Service2 american-flag\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service2-american-flag-300x205.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" \/><\/a><strong><\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Press &#8216;1&#8217; for English.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong> Press &#8216;2&#8217; to disconnect until you learn to speak English<\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-26635 aligncenter\" alt=\"Customer Service3\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service3.jpg\" width=\"275\" height=\"204\" \/><\/a><strong>And remember only two defining forces have ever\u00a0offered to die for you, Jesus Christ<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-26634 aligncenter\" alt=\"Customer Service4\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service4.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"498\" \/><\/a><strong>And the American Soldier.<\/strong><strong><\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26633\" alt=\"Customer Service5\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service5.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"336\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>One died for your soul,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26632\" alt=\"Customer Service6\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service6.jpg\" width=\"592\" height=\"435\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The other for your freedom.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26631\" alt=\"Customer Service7\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service7.jpg\" width=\"293\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>If you agree. Click Like, Share, Tweet, Email, &amp; Google+ on this page, look below\u2193\u2193\u2193<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service8.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26630\" alt=\"Customer Service8\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/244\/2013\/07\/Customer-Service8.gif\" width=\"130\" height=\"130\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<h1 align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"color: #3366ff\">THANKS FOR VISITING WATCHWOMAN ON THE WALL TODAY.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong> COME BACK AGAIN REAL SOON!<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>LOOK TO THE RIGHT \u2192 ON YOUR SCREEN<br \/>\nNOTICE THE LISTING OF CURRENT WATCHWOMAN POSTS<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>CLICK AWAY!<br \/>\nENJOY!<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<h2 id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1375217838801_8106\"><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian nation, land of the free and home of the brave.How may I help you? 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