{"id":22159,"date":"2012-12-21T17:51:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T22:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=22159"},"modified":"2012-12-21T17:56:33","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T22:56:33","slug":"jesus-wisdom-vs-the-mayan-end-of-the-world-calandar-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2012\/12\/jesus-wisdom-vs-the-mayan-end-of-the-world-calandar-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.html","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Wisdom vs the Mayan “End of the World” Calendar (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s December 21, 2012 and I have…<\/p>\n

…just one question:<\/p>\n

If the Mayans were so smart, why did they sacrifice virgins to make sure the sun would come up the next day?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Even Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God, when He was in His Incarnated Body on Planet Earth was prevented from knowing when the end would come.\u00a0 No man knows and neither did the Mayans!\u00a0 How foolish man is to have ever even mentioned this bunch of nonsense!<\/p>\n

I’ll be laughing my head off at those who thought that the Mayans were predicting the end of the world!<\/p>\n

And I’ll be laughing tomorrow morning even harder!<\/p>\n

I’ll be waking up and praising the Lord Jesus Christ with the Joy of the Christmas Season in my heart, Lord willing, here on planet earth, and if not here, then in heaven in eternity with Jesus Christ face to face!<\/p>\n

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Jesus said: [Mark 13:31-32]\u00a0 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.\u00a0 [32]\u00a0 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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[Revelation 19:11]\u00a0 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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