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\"\"<\/a><\/div>\n
Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree’s Wandering Mind:<\/strong><\/div>\n
********************<\/strong><\/div>\n
I planted some bird seed.
\nA bird came up.
\nNow I don’t know what to feed it
\n<\/strong>********************<\/strong>
\nI had amnesia once—or twice <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\n<\/strong>I went to San Francisco .
\nI found someone’s heart. Now what?
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nProtons have mass?
\nI didn’t even know they were Catholic. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nAll I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nIf the world were a logical place,
\nmen would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nWhat is a “free” gift?
\nAren’t all gifts free? <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nThey told me I was gullible
\nand I believed them. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nTeach a child to be polite and courteous in the home
\nand, when he grows up,
\nhe’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nExperience is the thing you have left
\nwhen everything else is gone. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nOne nice thing about egotists:
\nthey don’t talk about other people. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nMy weight is perfect for my height–
\nwhich varies. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nI used to be indecisive.
\nNow I’m not sure. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nHow can there be self-help “groups”? <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nIf swimming is so good for your figure,
\nhow do you explain whales? <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nShow me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
\nand I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off. <\/strong>
\n******************** <\/strong>
\nIs it me –or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?<\/strong>
\n********************<\/div>\n
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU’VE EVER BEEN, <\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
YET THE YOUNGEST YOU’LL EVER BE, <\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n

SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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