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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.
\nOne said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’
\nThe other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.\u00a0 It’s probably just your Dad.’<\/p>\n
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”
\nThe mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’
\nThe child thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’<\/p>\n
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
\nAs she ran she prayed, ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!’
\nWhile she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
\nShe got up, brushed herself off, and started running again!
\nAs she ran she once again began to pray, ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late…But please don’t shove me either!’<\/p>\n
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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
\nThe first boy says, ‘My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.’
\nThe second boy says, ‘That’s nothing. \u00a0My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.’
\nThe third boy says, ‘I got you both beat. \u00a0My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!’<\/p>\n
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An elderly woman died last month.
\nHaving never married, she requested no male pallbearers.
\nIn her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, ‘They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.’<\/p>\n
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
\nHe answered, ‘Call for backup.’<\/p>\n
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
\nA small child replied, ‘They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.’<\/p>\n
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
\nAfter explaining the commandment to ‘Honour thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’
\nWithout missing a beat, one little boy answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’<\/p>\n
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
\nLittle Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
\nLater in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’
\nLittle Johnny responded, ‘I have pain in my side. \u00a0I think I’m going to have a wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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