{"id":11007,"date":"2012-01-03T16:59:15","date_gmt":"2012-01-03T21:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=11007"},"modified":"2012-01-03T17:00:48","modified_gmt":"2012-01-03T22:00:48","slug":"19-laws-that-always-prove-to-be-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2012\/01\/19-laws-that-always-prove-to-be-true.html","title":{"rendered":"HUM\u263aR: 19 Laws That Always Prove to be True!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"1. Law of Mechanical Repair<\/strong> – After your hands become coated with\u00a0 grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.<\/p>\n

2. Law of Gravity<\/strong> – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll\u00a0 to the least accessible corner.<\/p>\n

\"\"3. Law of Probability<\/strong> – The probability of being watched is directly\u00a0 proportional to the stupidity of your act.<\/p>\n

4. Law of Random Numbers<\/strong> – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a\u00a0 busy signal and someone always answers.<\/p>\n

6. Variation Law<\/strong> –\u00a0\u00a0 If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one\u00a0 you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works\u00a0 every time).<\/p>\n

7. Law of the\u00a0 Bath<\/strong> – When the body is fully immersed in water, the\u00a0 telephone rings.<\/p>\n

\"\"8. Law of Close Encounters<\/strong> – The probability of meeting someone you\u00a0 know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to\u00a0be seen with.<\/p>\n

9. Law of the Result –<\/strong> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.<\/p>\n

10. Law of Biomechanics –<\/strong> The severity of the itch is inversely\u00a0 proportional to the reach.<\/p>\n

\"\"11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena<\/strong> – At any event, the people whose\u00a0 seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last They are the ones\u00a0who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the\u00a0 toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the\u00a0 game is over.\u00a0 The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move\u00a0 once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end\u00a0 of the performance.\u00a0 The aisle people also are very surly folk.<\/p>\n

12. The Coffee Law –<\/strong> As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,\u00a0 your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee\u00a0is cold.<\/p>\n

13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers<\/strong> – If there are only 2 people in a locker\u00a0 room, they will have adjacent lockers.<\/p>\n

\"\"14. Law of Physical Surfaces<\/strong> – The chances of an open-faced jelly\u00a0 sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the\u00a0 newness and cost of the carpet or rug.<\/p>\n

15. Law of Logical Argument –<\/strong> Anything is possible if you don’t know\u00a0 what you are talking about.<\/p>\n

16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance<\/strong> – If the clothes fit, they’re\u00a0ugly.<\/p>\n

17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking<\/strong> – A closed mouth gathers no feet.<\/p>\n

18.\u00a0\u00a0 Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy<\/strong> – As soon as you\u00a0 find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.<\/p>\n

\"\"19. Doctors’ Law –<\/strong> If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to\u00a0 the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better..\u00a0 But don’t\u00a0 make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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