{"id":10766,"date":"2011-12-21T20:12:57","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T01:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/watchwomanonthewall\/?p=10766"},"modified":"2011-12-21T20:12:58","modified_gmt":"2011-12-22T01:12:58","slug":"hum%e2%98%bar-larry-the-cable-guys-twas-the-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/watchwomanonthewall\/2011\/12\/hum%e2%98%bar-larry-the-cable-guys-twas-the-night-before-christmas.html","title":{"rendered":"HUM\u263aR &#8211; Larry, the Cable Guy&#8217;s &#8216;Twas the Night Before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong>Watchwoman:<\/strong><\/span> This is sooooooooo funny! In America, when we get so frustrated with things that have gotten so out of control, what is left to do, but <strong><span style=\"color: #008000\">laugh!<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000\">laugh<\/span>!\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000\">laugh<\/span>!<\/strong> \u00a0You will laugh at this Larry the Cable Guy video. \u00a0If the ACLU and Obama and the rest of his liberal crowd had their way, this is how you would have to read,<strong><span style=\"color: #008000\"> &#8220;Twas the Night Before . . . that non-specific holiday<\/span><\/strong> . . . &#8221; \u00a0<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">E N J O Y<\/span>!<\/span><\/strong> \u00a0And laugh at the<strong><span style=\"color: #008000\"> gringeful idiots<\/span><\/strong> who hate you and me and the Lord that was born in that lowly manger over 2000 years ago to save the world from Satan&#8217;s power (i.e. the <span style=\"color: #008000\"><strong>gringeful idiots<\/strong><\/span>)! <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">\u00a0So click below on the big arrow in the center and<\/span><\/strong> &#8230; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"color: #008000\"><strong>\u00a0E N J O Y<\/strong><\/span><\/span> &#8230; \u00a0<strong>\u25ac \u00a0Donna Calvin<\/strong><\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Larry the Cable Guy&#039;s &#039;Twas the Night Before Christmas\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JnwUgSb95Os?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watchwoman: This is sooooooooo funny! 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