{"id":8066,"date":"2004-01-25T15:36:53","date_gmt":"2004-01-25T15:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2004\/01\/note_to_self.html"},"modified":"2004-01-25T15:36:53","modified_gmt":"2004-01-25T15:36:53","slug":"note_to_self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2004\/01\/note_to_self.html","title":{"rendered":"Note to Self"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do not, ever again, go around privately congratulating yourself on your good health and fine immune system especially a mere 48-hours after The Kroger Incident.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll pay.<\/p>\n<p>Well, my theory is that he did it on purpose &#8211; got everyone sick, that is, starting with Katie on Friday night (had to bring her home from a sleepover), then me last night, and Michael today (I haven&#8217;t seen him since this morning) &#8211; so he could just wallow in a big pile of toys in the living room for the weekend, since no one would have the strength to make him pick them up, what with our glassy eyes and cold sweats and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not, ever again, go around privately congratulating yourself on your good health and fine immune system especially a mere 48-hours after The Kroger Incident. 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