{"id":7562,"date":"2004-04-03T07:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-03T07:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2004\/04\/reactions_to_my_news.html"},"modified":"2004-04-03T07:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-03T07:28:00","slug":"reactions_to_my_news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2004\/04\/reactions_to_my_news.html","title":{"rendered":"Reactions to my news"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my various progeny:<\/p>\n

21-year old son: (after a pause) So…when he graduates from high school, I’ll be…40?<\/p>\n

12-year old daughter (in tears) It might be mentally retarded because you’re so old!<\/strong><\/p>\n

18-year old son: Okay. Cool.<\/p>\n

almost 3-year old son: Let’s get a girl (gir-gul) baby for Katie (Kay), a boy baby for me and Daddy and another one for you!<\/p>\n

Uh…no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From my various progeny: 21-year old son: (after a pause) So…when he graduates from high school, I’ll be…40? 12-year old daughter (in tears) It might be mentally retarded because you’re so old! 18-year old son: Okay. Cool. almost 3-year old son: Let’s get a girl (gir-gul) baby for Katie (Kay), a boy baby for me…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":180,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\nReactions to my news - Via Media<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2004\/04\/reactions_to_my_news.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Reactions to my news - Via Media\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"From my various progeny: 21-year old son: (after a pause) So…when he graduates from high school, I’ll be…40? 12-year old daughter (in tears) It might be mentally retarded because you’re so old! 18-year old son: Okay. 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