{"id":754,"date":"2008-08-04T01:46:32","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T01:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2008\/08\/to-the-person-who-searched-for-vestments-in-plaid.html"},"modified":"2008-08-04T01:46:32","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T01:46:32","slug":"to-the-person-who-searched-for-vestments-in-plaid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2008\/08\/to-the-person-who-searched-for-vestments-in-plaid.html","title":{"rendered":"To the person who searched for &#8220;vestments in plaid&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please. Don&#8217;t.<br \/>\n(With apologies to <em>Father Malachy&#8217;s Miracle, <\/em>one of the Lost Loyola Classics. As in, at the last minute the heirs pulled out of the contract. Grrr. But in the novel, \u00a0written decades before Vatican II, there&#8217;s some hilarious stuff about a liturgically innovative priest in the book&#8217;s setting &#8211; Scotland &#8211; who insists on wearing\u00a0vestments of his clan&#8217;s tartan\u00a0and so on. Along with much more that is still very relevant today &#8211; indeed echoes so many of the same conversations about religion we have today. A shame that the deal fell through.)<br \/>\nOh, and if\u00a0any readers\u00a0heard about the &#8220;Miracle of Sharing&#8221; at Mass\u00a0on Sunday, \u00a0feel free to&#8230; share. (The signal is&#8230;&#8221;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amywelborn.com\/columns\/sharing.html\" target=\"_blank\">But the <em>real <\/em>miracle was&#8230;.&#8221; <\/a>\u00a0As far as I can tell, the interpretation, as I mention in that old column, goes back to William Barclay, which explains its popularity in sermons and homilies: <em>If this is what happened, it was not the miracle of the multiplication of the loaves and fishes; it was the miracle of the changing of selfish people into generous people at the touch of Christ.\u00a0 <\/em>Generosity and plenty of course is at the core of the narrative, but it&#8217;s <em>God&#8217;s <\/em>generosity. The Barclayian interpretation is illogical, \u00a0and frankly &#8211; not surprising given the era and the emphasis of Biblical studies of the late 19th and early 20th century,\u00a0which, for example, saw the most &#8220;authentic&#8221; elements of the Jesus story as those that were the\u00a0least Jewish \u00a0&#8211; tinged with more than a bit of anti-Semitism. Think about it.)<br \/>\nWe didn&#8217;t! Homily was on the second reading this time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please. Don&#8217;t. (With apologies to Father Malachy&#8217;s Miracle, one of the Lost Loyola Classics. As in, at the last minute the heirs pulled out of the contract. Grrr. 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