{"id":6716,"date":"2006-07-23T20:43:29","date_gmt":"2006-07-23T20:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2006\/07\/unexpected-consequences.html"},"modified":"2006-07-23T20:43:29","modified_gmt":"2006-07-23T20:43:29","slug":"unexpected-consequences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2006\/07\/unexpected-consequences.html","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected Consequences"},"content":{"rendered":"

See, here’s one thing I learned today. <\/p>\n

In one’s attempt to keep the baby’s attention high and mouth shut, it’s normal to try to point things out and build anticipation for what’s coming.<\/p>\n

But now I know it’s not a good idea to whisper "Bells, listen for the bells" in the buildup to the Consecration. <\/p>\n

Because, you know, when something happens that you’re excited about, if you’re almost two, you will probably scream about it.<\/p>\n

Oh, and to the little elderly lady sitting behind us: <\/p>\n

I’m really, really sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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