{"id":3881,"date":"2006-03-22T00:58:05","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T00:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2006\/03\/in-the-last-30-minutes.html"},"modified":"2006-03-22T00:58:05","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T00:58:05","slug":"in-the-last-30-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2006\/03\/in-the-last-30-minutes.html","title":{"rendered":"In the last 30 minutes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are searches that have brought people to this page:<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/eve-tushnet.blogspot.com\/2006_03_01_eve-tushnet_archive.html#114249365128554535\">They are nowhere near as fun as Eve Tushnet&#8217;s &#8211; hers are always prize-winning.<\/a> And mine reflect a definite &quot;I&#8217;ve gotta write a term paper&quot; theme here and there.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com.au\/search?hl=en&amp;q=pabasa&amp;meta=\">pabasa<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/search.yahoo.com\/search?p=neocatechumenal way gospel interpretation&amp;sm=Yahoo%21 Search&amp;fr=FP-tab-web-t&amp;toggle=1&amp;cop=&amp;ei=UTF-8\">neocatechumenal way gospel interpretation<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=wife breeding&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;start=20&amp;sa=N\">wife breeding<\/a> (Did I blog on that?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/search.yahoo.com\/search?ei=UTF-8&amp;fr=ybr_sbc&amp;p=WH Auden poem Spain 1939\">WH Auden poem Spain 1939<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;q=should a door open out or in&amp;btnG=Google Search\">should a door open out or in<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.ca\/search?q=%22The Men That God Made Mad%22  %2B lyrics&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;start=10&amp;sa=N\">The Men That God Made Mad lyrics<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/search.yahoo.com\/search?fr=ush-news&amp;p=%22sopranos%22 %22tony%22 %22coma%22 %22purgatory%22\">sopranos tony coma purgatory<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rls=GGGL,GGGL:2005-09,GGGL:en&amp;q=Ghiberti's Apollo and Daphne\">Ghiberti&#8217;s Apollo and Diane<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=sad song about a girl whose dad dies&amp;start=0&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official\">sad song about a girl whose dad dies<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com.au\/search?hl=en&amp;q=joke busy preachers no preparation depending on the spirit&amp;spell=1\">joke busy preachers no preparation depending on the spirit<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com.au\/search?q=Cardinal Christophe Shonborn&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;start=40&amp;sa=N\">Cardinal Cristophe Shonborn<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=pope, ridiculous stand on harry potter&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8\">pope, ridiculous stand on harry potter<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;q=pope %22red shoes%22\">pope red shoes<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.ca\/search?hl=en&amp;q=the woodlark%2C hopkins%2C commentary&amp;meta=\">the woodlark hopkins commentary<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=list of sad songs&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;start=10&amp;sa=N\">list of sad songs<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=a tree grows in brooklyn, appropriate for children%3F&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;c2coff=1&amp;start=110&amp;sa=N\">a tree grows in brooklyn appropriate for children<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com.au\/search?hl=en&amp;q=nan%20whitcomb%20purpose%20of%20their%20death&amp;meta=\">nan whitcomb purpose of their death<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=catholic grotesque&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;safe=off&amp;start=10&amp;sa=N\">catholic grotesque<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/search.yahoo.com\/search?p=View in Houston&amp;ei=UTF-8&amp;fr=FP-tab-web-t&amp;x=wrt\">View in Houston<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;q=so dark the con of man\">so dark the con of man <\/a>(Hey you! It&#8217;s a <em>novel<\/em> &#8211; haven&#8217;t you heard?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;rls=RNWI%2CRNWI%3A2005-51%2CRNWI%3Aen&amp;q=catholic amish\">catholic amish<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mexican women&#8217;s breasts (no link provided&#8230;Lord knows where it might take you)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/aolsearch.aol.co.uk\/web?query=Robert Bolt A Man for All Seasons contextual information&amp;isinit=true&amp;restrict=wholeweb\">Robert Bolt man for all seasons contextual information<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;rls=HPIA%2CHPIA%3A2005-22%2CHPIA%3Aen&amp;q=sad folk song\">sad folk song<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Okay &#8211; that&#8217;s <em>four<\/em> &#8211; I didn&#8217;t list them all &#8211; searches related to &quot;sad songs&quot;. Is that what teachers are assigning now? &quot;Write a paper about sad songs.&quot; Or are masses of people deeply depressed, searching the Internet for affirmation of their misery?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/custom?q=What Catholic nun guitarist plays the song %22I cannot come to the banquet%22%3F &amp;btnG=Search&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;oe=ISO-8859-1&amp;safe=active&amp;client=pub-0719746699995291&amp;channel=5337115873&amp;cof=FORID%3A1%3BL%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2F\">What Catholic nun guitarist plays the song cannot come to the banquet.<\/a> (I dunno. See below. Maybe that wil help)<\/p>\n<p>And this one, which made me laugh. And hey, made me kind of proud:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?sourceid=navclient&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rls=HPIA,HPIA:2005-31,HPIA:en&amp;q=Jan Crouch pink hair\">Jan Crouch pink hair<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And so, just for you, dear searcher, here she is:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/img222.imageshack.us\/img222\/2155\/crouches4nw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"280\" src=\"https:\/\/img222.imageshack.us\/img222\/2155\/crouches4nw.jpg\" width=\"380\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are searches that have brought people to this page: (They are nowhere near as fun as Eve Tushnet&#8217;s &#8211; hers are always prize-winning. And mine reflect a definite &quot;I&#8217;ve gotta write a term paper&quot; theme here and there.) pabasa neocatechumenal way gospel interpretation wife breeding (Did I blog on that?) 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