{"id":3814,"date":"2006-12-21T00:12:25","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T00:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2006\/12\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmm.html"},"modified":"2006-12-21T00:12:25","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T00:12:25","slug":"things-that-make-you-go-hmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2006\/12\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmm.html","title":{"rendered":"Things that make you go hmmm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This evening was the Christmas program at school. I lurked in the back. Actually, since the Kindergarten was DEAD LAST in the program, I went to the Guerin Adoration Chapel for 30 minutes, thinking that at that point surely we would have made progress, but no&#8230;they had just finished all the preliminaries (bands, show choir, etc) and were getting to the 2-songs-per-individual-grade part of the program. I continued to lurk because at 3rd grade, I was going to call Michael to tell him to come and get ready to watch Joseph&#8217;s class.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m standing there, and one of the older grades is standing up there warbling, and I remember that at some point in the fall, the school newsletter had asked for prayers (in a good way) for that grade&#8217;s teacher, who was traveling to Italy. So, I turned to her and asked her<em>, sotto <\/em>voce (we weren&#8217;t even in the room, people &#8211; more like the hall leading to the room) about her trip. Wonderful, wonderful &#8211; in honor of her father&#8217;s 80th birthday, the 8 children and their spouses all went and stayed in a villa outside of Florence for a week, etc. I mentioned Siena. She said she loved it. That and Lucca were her favorites, she said. I asked her if she saw St. Catherine&#8217;s head. She said no, oddly enough, they couldn&#8217;t find it. The church, she clarified. They couldn&#8217;t find the church in which the relic is kept.<\/p>\n<p>(And I immediately thought<em>&#8230;Searching for&nbsp; Catherine&#8217;s Head<\/em>&#8230;not a bad title.)<\/p>\n<p>This teacher apparently has back door duty, and the back door is where I pick up Joseph from school. (The Kindergartners must declare a door at the beginning of the year, and every day that door is where they wait and are picked up.) <\/p>\n<p>She said, &quot;Oh, Joseph is such a delight while we&#8217;re waiting at the door. Every day he tells us the funniest stories&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>As I said<em>&#8230;things that make you go&#8230;hmmm.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Or, as one principal for whom I worked once told parents at the beginning of the school year, &quot;If you promise to believe only 50% of what your children tell you happens at school, we promise to believe only 50% of what they tell <em>us<\/em> happens at home.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><em>&nbsp; <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This evening was the Christmas program at school. I lurked in the back. 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