{"id":2597,"date":"2005-09-09T22:05:31","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T22:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2005\/09\/ah-poetry.html"},"modified":"2005-09-09T22:05:31","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T22:05:31","slug":"ah-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2005\/09\/ah-poetry.html","title":{"rendered":"Ah, poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My second-oldest son is taking a poetry class from a somewhat famous American poet. Perhaps next year some time, after he graduates, and is on another continent,&nbsp; I will relate what he has to say about him\/her so far. It&#8217;s entertaining.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, he tells me tonight about the last assignment. Write a poem about tragedy. (post-Katrina, I suppose). He said, &quot;I knew all of the poems would either try to get you to cry or they&#8217;d be about how George Bush is evil. So I decided the only way I am going to survive this class with my sanity intact is to be satirical and strange.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>So what did <em>you <\/em>write about David?<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Leprechauns.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Good plan!<\/p>\n<p>And what did the professor say? As much as he\/she ever does:<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I like those leprechauns. Next?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>See &#8211; it pays to be true to your inner vision. Never let go, never sell out. <\/p>\n<p>(Oh &#8211; and he was right about the other poems&#8230;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My second-oldest son is taking a poetry class from a somewhat famous American poet. Perhaps next year some time, after he graduates, and is on another continent,&nbsp; I will relate what he has to say about him\/her so far. It&#8217;s entertaining. So anyway, he tells me tonight about the last assignment. 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