{"id":2590,"date":"2005-09-10T11:09:17","date_gmt":"2005-09-10T11:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2005\/09\/notes-from-underwater.html"},"modified":"2005-09-10T11:09:17","modified_gmt":"2005-09-10T11:09:17","slug":"notes-from-underwater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2005\/09\/notes-from-underwater.html","title":{"rendered":"Notes from Underwater"},"content":{"rendered":"

A must-read, as they say. Matt Labash from New Orleans. Horror.<\/a><\/p>\n

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In the parking lot outside the hangar sits George Lainart, a police officer from Georgia, who has led a flotilla of nine airboats over land to try to pitch in with the rescue. But his crew has been on the bench for two days, waiting for FEMA to assign them a mission. After making serial inquiries, Lainart is climbing out of his skin, and I later find out that his team circumvented FEMA altogether, got down to New Orleans, and stayed busy for five days straight. Though he shredded his hull by running over asphalt, cars, fire hydrants, and other debris, his crew saved nearly 800 people.<\/p>\n

"FEMA was holding up everything, they didn’t have a clue," complains Lainart. "They were an absolute roadblock, nobody was getting anywhere with those idiots. Everybody just started doing their own missions." While opinions on the ground differ wildly as to who deserves the most generous serving of blame pie among George W. Bush, Louisiana’s governor, and New Orleans’ mayor, everyone<\/em> I speak with agrees that FEMA officials should spend their afterlives in the hottest part of Hell without any water breaks.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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