{"id":2286,"date":"2005-09-18T08:18:52","date_gmt":"2005-09-18T08:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/viamedia\/2005\/09\/whew-1.html"},"modified":"2005-09-18T08:18:52","modified_gmt":"2005-09-18T08:18:52","slug":"whew-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2005\/09\/whew-1.html","title":{"rendered":"WHEW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the deal. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve not had landline phone service since Friday. The DSL\/Wireless has been gone since Saturday morning. (Atlhought it&#8217;s telling me &quot;connected.&quot; It&#8217;s not). I finally got to Verizon yesterday who said, &quot;Oh, yes, you&#8217;re part of an outage in your area. Scheduled until Monday at 6:30 PM.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>THANKS FOR TELLING ME, VERIZON!<\/p>\n<p>Well, actually, I suppose they had been&#8230;Verizon is installing fiber optics cables, I think, throughout Fort Wayne, and have little signs in the neighborhood saying &quot;Your area might experience outages&quot; &#8211; for about a month. <\/p>\n<p>So, I admit it freely &#8211; I&#8217;m doing a bit of poaching here. I have to sit outside to do it, and will probably just go to the library later to catch up on stuff. I DREAD seeing my email box. So &#8230;if you have something you want to write&#8230;you might want to save it until Tuesday. That would be nice!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Wh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the deal. We&#8217;ve not had landline phone service since Friday. The DSL\/Wireless has been gone since Saturday morning. (Atlhought it&#8217;s telling me &quot;connected.&quot; It&#8217;s not). I finally got to Verizon yesterday who said, &quot;Oh, yes, you&#8217;re part of an outage in your area. Scheduled until Monday at 6:30 PM.&quot; THANKS FOR TELLING ME, VERIZON!&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":180,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>WHEW - Via Media<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/viamedia\/2005\/09\/whew-1.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"WHEW - Via Media\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Here&#8217;s the deal. 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