{"id":399,"date":"2009-07-28T09:59:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T09:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/tonyjones\/2009\/07\/god-has-resigned.html"},"modified":"2009-07-28T09:59:18","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T09:59:18","slug":"god-has-resigned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/tonyjones\/2009\/07\/god-has-resigned.html","title":{"rendered":"God Has Resigned"},"content":{"rendered":"

So says McSweeney’s<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

Generally, I now think I can do
\nmore for the planet as just a guy who used to be God instead of the guy
\nwho currently is God, you know what I mean by this? Life is too short
\nto compromise time and resources…it may be tempting and more
\ncomfortable to keep your God-head down, plod along, and appease those
\nwho demand, “Sit down and shut up,” but that’s the worthless, easy path
\n? that’s a quitter’s way out. You can’t sit down and shut up when
\nyou’re God, which is why when I’m not God anymore, I can stand up and
\ndo other stuff, like not doing stuff, which is also important, yes? <\/p>\n

You betcha.\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

HT: Rick Bennett<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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