{"id":113,"date":"2009-01-01T09:23:46","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T09:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/tonyjones\/2009\/01\/the-toxin-puzzle-keith.html"},"modified":"2009-01-01T09:23:46","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T09:23:46","slug":"the-toxin-puzzle-keith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/tonyjones\/2009\/01\/the-toxin-puzzle-keith.html","title":{"rendered":"The Toxin Puzzle  (Keith)"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>You are feeling extremely lucky. You have just been approached by an eccentric<br \/>\nbillionaire who has offered you the following deal. He places before you a vial of toxin that, if<br \/>\nyou drink it, will make you painfully ill for a day, but will not threaten your life or<br \/>\nhave any lasting effects. (Your spouse,<br \/>\na crack biochemist, confirms the properties of the toxin.) The billionaire will pay you one million<br \/>\ndollars tomorrow morning if, at midnight tonight, you <u><i><b>intend<\/b><\/i><\/u> to drink the<br \/>\ntoxin tomorrow afternoon. He emphasizes<br \/>\nthat you need not drink the toxin to receive the money; in fact, the money will<br \/>\nalready be in your bank account hours before the time for drinking it arrives,<br \/>\nif you succeed. (This is confirmed by<br \/>\nyour daughter, a lawyer, after she examines the legal and financial documents<br \/>\nthat the billionaire has signed.) All<br \/>\nyou have to do is sign the agreement and then intend at midnight tonight to<br \/>\ndrink the stuff tomorrow afternoon. You<br \/>\nare perfectly free to change your mind after receiving the money and not drink<br \/>\nthe toxin. (The presence or absence of<br \/>\nthe intention is to be determined by the latest &#8216;mind-reading&#8217; brain scanner<br \/>\nand computing device designed by the great Doctor X. As a cognitive scientist, materialist, and<br \/>\nfaithful former student of Doctor X, you have no doubt that the machine will<br \/>\ncorrectly detect the presence or absence of the relevant intention.)<br \/>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thus begins Gregory Kavka&#8217;s short classic, &#8220;The Toxin Puzzle&#8221; (<i>Analysis<\/i> 43 (1983): 33-36).<\/p>\n<p>Suppose you could really use one million dollars. Well, come to think of it, we should perhaps start<br \/>\nraising that amount in retellings of Kavka&#8217;s puzzle to account for inflation &#8211;<br \/>\nto avoid a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY\">Dr. Evil-style embarrassment<\/a><br \/>\ndown the line&#8211;though <u><b><i>I<\/i><\/b><\/u> could still really use a paltry million dollars! So, let&#8217;s say this is an eccentric multi-billionaire<br \/>\nwhose offer is for $<u><i><b>10<\/b><\/i><\/u> million. That<br \/>\nshould let the example keep its punch for quite a number of years into the<br \/>\nfuture. So, you can really use $10<br \/>\nmillion, and if the offer was simply to get that money if you drink the toxin,<br \/>\nyou would happily do it. Now, you might<br \/>\nthink the offer being made to you is even better than a simple payment for<br \/>\ndrinking the toxin, because, the way it&#8217;s set up, you can have your cake and,<br \/>\nwell, avoid puking it up, too: You can intend to drink the toxin at midnight<br \/>\ntonight, pocket the money, and then change your mind and never drink the toxin. But as they think it over, most people start<br \/>\nto realize things might not be that simple. If you&#8217;ll know full well at midnight that you will have no reason at all<br \/>\nto drink the toxin tomorrow afternoon &#8211; by then, you&#8217;ll either have the money<br \/>\nor you won&#8217;t, and, either way, drinking the toxin will simply make you sick<br \/>\nwhile providing no financial benefit &#8211; well, then, maybe pocketing the money<br \/>\nmight not be so easy. (Oh, that fiendish<br \/>\nbillionaire!) The question to ponder is:<br \/>\nGiven that set-up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Can you form the intention?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Kavka realizes that there are some gimmicky ways of coming to have<br \/>\nthe intention, and rules these ways out:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">At this point, your son, a strategist for the Pentagon,<br \/>\nmakes a useful suggestion.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Why not bind<br \/>\nyourself to drink the stuff tomorrow, by today making irreversible arrangements<br \/>\nthat will give you sufficient independent incentive to drink it?<span>&nbsp; <\/span>You might promise someone who would not later<br \/>\nrelease you from the promise that you will drink the toxin tomorrow<br \/>\nafternoon.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Or you could sign a legal<br \/>\nagreement obligating you to donate all your financial assets (including the<br \/>\nmillion if you win it) to your least favourite political party, if you do not<br \/>\ndrink it.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>You might even hire a hitman<br \/>\nto kill you if you do not swallow the toxin.<span>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<\/span>This would assure you of a day of misery, but also of becoming<br \/>\nrich.<span>&nbsp; <\/span>Unfortunately, your daughter the<br \/>\nlawyer, who has read the contract carefully, points out that arrangement of<br \/>\nsuch external incentives is ruled out, as are such alternative gimmicks as hiring a<br \/>\nhypnotist to implant the intention, forgetting the main relevant facts of the<br \/>\nsituation, and so forth.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Oh, that fiendish billionaire!<span>&nbsp; <\/span>If I&#8217;m understanding that &#8220;and so forth&#8221;<br \/>\ncorrectly, the question we&#8217;re left with is: If you really want that $10<br \/>\nmillion, can you, just by an act of the will, summon up the intention to drink<br \/>\nthe toxin, while fully realizing that when the time comes to drink it, you will have<br \/>\nabsolutely no reason to do so, and a fairly strong reason not to?<span>&nbsp; <\/span>For now, I just leave that as a question for<br \/>\nyou to ponder&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are feeling extremely lucky. 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