{"id":654,"date":"2006-02-27T12:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-27T12:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/2006\/02\/yah-know-i-loves-yah-cuz-your-feets-so-big.html"},"modified":"2006-02-27T12:20:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-27T12:20:00","slug":"yah-know-i-loves-yah-cuz-your-feets-so-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/theirbadmother\/2006\/02\/yah-know-i-loves-yah-cuz-your-feets-so-big.html","title":{"rendered":"Yah know I loves yah cuz your feets so big"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">Ah, the feets&#8230;<\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"> <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7878\/2181\/1600\/Emi%2014%20003.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7878\/2181\/320\/Emi%2014%20003.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <em>A perfectly executed Fourth Position (in grand pli\u00e9, not shown)<\/em><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; the feets, the feets. The lovely, lovely oversized feets. What more can be said of them, really, other than that they are kissable, munchable, and adorable and that there is much of them.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s less feet than it is toes. It&#8217;s the toes of which there is much&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7878\/2181\/320\/Emi%2016%20020.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Spider monkey toes. Channel-surfing, cigarette-rolling, piano-tapping toes&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div align=\"left\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7878\/2181\/320\/Emi%2016%20013.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; toes attached to the feet, attached to the legs, attached to the body of the sweetest little creature in the world. When you&#8217;re carrying that much wonderfulness you gotta have the big feets.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yah know I loves yah cuz your feets so big&#8230;<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>(With apologies to Fats Waller, Leon Redbone, et. al.)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><i>Originally posted at Her Bad Mother, 2006. Copyright Catherine Connors.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the feets&#8230; A perfectly executed Fourth Position (in grand pli\u00e9, not shown) &#8230; the feets, the feets. The lovely, lovely oversized feets. What more can be said of them, really, other than that they are kissable, munchable, and adorable and that there is much of them. 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