{"id":633,"date":"2006-02-05T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-05T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/2006\/02\/to-get-that-bad-bad-taste-out-of-your-mouth.html"},"modified":"2006-02-05T20:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-05T20:28:00","slug":"to-get-that-bad-bad-taste-out-of-your-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/theirbadmother\/2006\/02\/to-get-that-bad-bad-taste-out-of-your-mouth.html","title":{"rendered":"A Baby A Day Keeps The Hasselhoff Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To get that bad, bad taste out of your mouth, and to help you to purge your souls of the grim evil that is David Hasselhoff &#8211; which I take full responsibility for, having foisted it upon you in my last post &#8211; I offer this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7878\/2181\/400\/Emi%206%20034.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Better now? Thought so.<\/p>\n<p>(Yeah, that was really just an excuse to post a big ol&#8217; picture of my crazy adorable baby. I don&#8217;t <em>really<\/em> care all that much if anyone was scarred by exposure to David Hasselhoff singing and flying through the air with a fish in his mouth. In any case, Western civilization&#8217;s been declining for a good long while, so our psyches are all pretty toughened up anyway. So I&#8217;m pretty sure nobody got hurt.)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><i>Originally posted at <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/2006\/02\/www.herbadmother.com\">Her Bad Mother, 2006<\/a>.<\/i> <i>Copyright Catherine Connors 2006 &#8211; 2009.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To get that bad, bad taste out of your mouth, and to help you to purge your souls of the grim evil that is David Hasselhoff &#8211; which I take full responsibility for, having foisted it upon you in my last post &#8211; I offer this&#8230; Better now? Thought so. 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