{"id":1144,"date":"2009-12-11T18:01:08","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T18:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/2009\/12\/never-trust-a-comedian-seeking-pudding.html"},"modified":"2009-12-11T18:01:08","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T18:01:08","slug":"never-trust-a-comedian-seeking-pudding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/theirbadmother\/2009\/12\/never-trust-a-comedian-seeking-pudding.html","title":{"rendered":"Never Trust A Comedian Seeking Pudding"},"content":{"rendered":"

Girl: “I am bigger than Jasper, so I could just take his pudding.”<\/p>\n

Me: “You will not take his pudding. I am bigger than you, so I will enforce that.”<\/p>\n

Girl: “I was just joking about taking Jasper’s pudding.”<\/p>\n

Me: “I’m not sure that you were.”<\/p>\n

Girl: “Knock-knock!”<\/p>\n

Me: “Who’s there?”<\/p>\n

Girl: “Jasper’s pudding!”<\/p>\n

Me: “Jasper’s pudding who?”<\/p>\n

Girl: “Jasper’s-pudding-I’m-taking-you-boo-hoo!<\/i> SEE? I TOLD YOU it was a JOKE.”<\/p>\n

Ba-dum-BUM.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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